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Postby basso on September 6th, 2006, 2:22 pm

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Oscar was annoyed at the birds laughter. He thought their boldness very misplaced infact. Didn't they realize that he could eat them at any time? Then it happened, the noose tightened around his neck with speed, and poor Oscar found himself, not only on his tippy kitty toes, but choking as well.




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Postby Christina on September 6th, 2006, 3:31 pm

tippy kitty toes.....lol
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Postby SuziQ on September 7th, 2006, 5:56 pm

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Caption?
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Postby basso on September 7th, 2006, 5:57 pm

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Hey, I'm Carrie...and I'm so glad to welcome you to the first ever BFS Convention...Vegas style, YAY. (applause) Thank you, thank you everyone. Uhm, I know my legs are a little bit hairy, heh heh...I forgot my shaver, but anyway, do my legs look the same size?
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Postby basso on September 7th, 2006, 6:11 pm

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The ugly linoleum reminded Rupert of the animal shelter. He recalled the utter hopeless he had felt, but how out of that concrete and wire prison his new philosophy had been born; catapilism. The dogs, of course, thought it exploitive, but he despised their happy go luckiness.
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Postby SuziQ on September 7th, 2006, 6:56 pm

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Walter watched on with bemused curiosity as his owner cavorted about on the living room carpet. He pondered who the tall, dark visitor was? But, no matter, as long as there had been fresh fish, fit to feed a fine feline specimen such as himself. Walter figured this was payment enough for his cooperation, he wouldn't bite the man in his bare butt, fart upon his lap or scratch him in the eye. In fact, he liked this man much better than the other one who lived there and whom had left for a business trip just this morning without even giving his furry companion so much as a pat on the head. That's gratitude. Walter's ears perked up for a moment, never having heard his female owner make sounds like that before. Perhaps she was hungry? After all, the visitor hadn't given her any fish.
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Postby tewest99 on September 7th, 2006, 7:36 pm

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Man, I hate shopping at Wal-Mart. All of the trash in the parking lot. When you enter the store your nostrils are permeated with the aroma of dirty restrooms combined with the scent of a McDonald's Big Mac. Nobody speaks English, all of the handicapped spots are filled up with people who aren't handicapped and they ride around on those little motorized shopping carts. At least they saved enough money to buy expensive cell phones ....

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Oh, wait ... That's what I was thinking. I have no friggin' idea what the cat in the picture is thinking. It looks like he's pondering existentialism.
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Postby wjjw on September 7th, 2006, 7:45 pm

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Basso Revealed!
A knowledge of the existence of something we cannot penetrate, of the manifestations of the profoundest reason and the most radiant beauty, which are only accessible to our reason in their most elementary forms--Albert Einstein
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Postby tewest99 on September 7th, 2006, 7:46 pm

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A little to the left ... AHHHH ... *thump* !!!
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Postby tewest99 on September 7th, 2006, 7:49 pm

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After their teenage son blew pot smoke into Fluffy's face, Fluffy found himself staring at the unique patterns in the linoleum for no apparent reason... He also had a strange hankering for some Dorito's, Pepsi, and a little Lynyrd Skynyrd ...

What??!! my eyes are dialated ??!!
Crap, they're gonna know !!!
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Postby tewest99 on September 7th, 2006, 7:54 pm

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Basso Revealed!




Though his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
He's reserved a quiet defense
Writing out the days' events


Our elusive Basso
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Postby SuziQ on September 7th, 2006, 8:02 pm

Basso-you're gawgeous, stunning, studly, a most pleasing specimen of teeming testosterone, cut and spliced and pasted or not...mmmmuah, all over your sweet face. :P
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Postby SuziQ on September 7th, 2006, 8:02 pm

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Caption this...poor little fella... :cry:
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Postby basso on September 7th, 2006, 9:41 pm

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On the set of Star-Trek the Next, Next, Next Frigging Generation, Basso's molecular structure got mixed with that of a 4 sale sign whilst teleporting from Mork to the mother ship. His last cognitive thought was "?."
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Postby basso on September 7th, 2006, 9:46 pm

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Are you re-purring to me? Uh, 'cause I don't see no one else around here.
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