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Postby tewest99 on October 15th, 2007, 1:43 am

There's a twitch in my toe
and I can't make it go
It's a little more than I can handle.
When I look to the floor
it is hard to ignore
while I'm wearing no socks with my sandals.
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Postby basso on October 15th, 2007, 11:15 am

Hey, Troy, what's up?

wjjw wrote:
With post nine hundred eighty two
away from this site he flew
as he wished them all well
there is no more to tell
it’s been great being part of this crew.


It's been noted that you have quite left
and left us, your friends, quite bereft,
it's the twins I'm surmising
unless more surprising
you are straddling the consciousness cleft

Have a great break, Bill.

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Postby Cardu on October 15th, 2007, 5:37 pm

Oh my Troy......where have you been?!?!
Hope all is well with you!
Let us know.
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Postby tewest99 on October 15th, 2007, 7:37 pm

Hey, that was NOT a limerick ... JK ... I've been working on things like (how to survive without making BFS a major part of my life) but when I had a nasty flare up this week, it reminded me of people on the forum that I missed so I decided to drop a few posts and say hi.

Hope all is well with you :-)

Oh, yah, have ot throw in a limerick ... let's seee ...

I'm reading the forum from work,
It's kind of a neat little perk,
I try to look busy,
Like I'm in a tizzy,
But really I'm an overpaid jerk :-)
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Postby soccercoach on October 16th, 2007, 6:13 pm

as he lined up to strike the ball, his twitching caused him to fall, he felt that this may still work, so with a great myoclonic jerk, he smashed the ball over the wall.
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Postby tewest99 on October 17th, 2007, 1:49 am

soccercoach wrote:as he lined up to strike the ball, his twitching caused him to fall, he felt that this may still work, so with a great myoclonic jerk, he smashed the ball over the wall.


OK, you get an extra 5 points for using the word "myoclonic" in a limerick ;-)
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Postby sharon slack on October 17th, 2007, 3:31 am

Hi

Hey there Troy so nice to see ya. Pleased your well but sorry to hear you still have the twitches!. Apart from that I hope life is treating you very well. :)

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Postby tewest99 on October 23rd, 2007, 1:29 am

Life is treating me better and better, thank you :-)

Most of my twitching is from sugar and lack of sleep ... so I am better able to deal with it :-) 1 Xanax + 1 hot bath = peace :-)

I know I'm supposed to write a limerick here but the bath water is running and by the time I come up with one, I'll be knee deep in bubbles ... ;-)
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Postby SuziQ on October 23rd, 2007, 7:00 am

There's nothing that eases Troy's troubles
like Xanax, and baths full of bubbles
but if he eats sugar
now ain't that a booger, :evil:
his fasciculations are doubled :shock:


I once knew a twitcher named "Troy"
who found himself gainfully employed
well he stayed late at work
googling twitches and jerks,
and grew him a fat hemorrhoid. :twisted:
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Postby tewest99 on October 25th, 2007, 12:10 am

that was truly the best !!!

There once was a girl named Suzi
Her limericks were quite a doozie
Though her inspiration
Came with some aggetation
It helped to have a bottle of boozie


please notice the obvious effort made not to rhyme anything with the word floozie ;-)
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Postby kit on October 25th, 2007, 9:20 am

Here goes...

Suzi is a fine fellow fasic
Who's knowledge is anything but basic
She twitches and cramps
buzzes and involuntarily stamps
but her limericks are down right amazic :wink:

I'll likely keep my day job
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