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Postby Christina on October 2nd, 2007, 11:12 am

Oh Suzie! I am working on yours...you do live close to Nantucket, don't you ?

Hmmmm...I need one for Mork too....(I loved mine, thanks, lol)

About the Twitcher called Basso
and the problem he has with the gass-o
He ditched the legumes
that reduced all his fumes
and preserved his nicely round as-so


There once was a reincarnate named Bill
His wife next life be, I will
My Husband jealous as a loon
Could make this take place soon
Cause if he knew of our plan, us he would kill
Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly.
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Postby SuziQ on October 2nd, 2007, 11:53 am

Love it Christina and Jen!

Yes, Rhode Island isn't far from Nantucket. I can't wait to see what rhymes with that. :twisted:

I knew a fair maiden named "Jennhaz"
She married her sweetheart from gym class
And she twitched every day,
but her smile never swayed
she has as much peace as a Zen has
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
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Postby Angie on October 2nd, 2007, 2:08 pm

There once was a friend named Alayne
Whose kind heart was her claim to fame
West Highland Terrier she had
And boy, was he glad
For she's wonderful and we feel the same
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Postby SuziQ on October 2nd, 2007, 8:39 pm

I know of a sweetheart named Ginlyn
whose twitches were all in her thin shin
she loved to save horses
of courses, of courses,
and I'd say that, there is a win-win.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Postby garym on October 2nd, 2007, 9:14 pm

I once knew a gal from Nantucket
Her kitty so thick she could pluck it
She said with a grin, as her leg twitched again,
If this twitching would stop, I would...ohhh @$&%....it ain't ever gonna stop!!! :(
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Postby Cardu on October 2nd, 2007, 9:27 pm

There once was a guy named Jeff
His 15 year twitches never rest
Never had an EMG
His fridge is filled with pee
Had a little girl and left! :D

Had to be here in January to know about Jeff's 24 hour urine test...LOL
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Postby Alayne on October 3rd, 2007, 4:26 am

Thanks Angie :D

I have a good friend in PA,
She twitches and twitches all day,
She keeps us informed,
Of research she's performed,
To help chase our worries away.
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Postby wjjw on October 3rd, 2007, 7:36 am

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away from this site he flew
as he wished them all well
there is no more to tell
it’s been great being part of this crew.
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Postby Angie on October 3rd, 2007, 7:52 am

This is actually very annoying because I should be out looking for a job, but instead I can't stop thinking of limericks :wink:

How a nice girl like me got BFS
Is pretty much anyone’s guess
I’d take arthritis
A happy dermatitis
But instead I twitch under my dress
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Postby Angie on October 3rd, 2007, 7:53 am

Chris was a good friend to all
When needed he answers the call
He picks us up and he’ll say
It does get better one day
With a friend like him we all can stand tall
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Postby Angie on October 3rd, 2007, 7:54 am

LAST ONE!


Oh Google, you’re terribly unkind
For the kind of information we find
Leaves us quaking in fear
That we’ll lose all we hold dear
And what we have is actually benign
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Postby Cardu on October 3rd, 2007, 10:25 am

There once was a guy named David S.
At flying planes, he was the best!
He works on a farm
Is filled with charm
He has put BFS to rest!
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Postby basso on October 4th, 2007, 7:11 am

A man from the planet of Sproink
was flummoxed to hear such an oink
did this pink creature here
not shake hands with his rear
and why was this act called a boink?

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Postby tewest99 on October 15th, 2007, 1:24 am

If ever a twitcher could find
A group of supporters so kind
You just cant ignore 'em
They're all on this forum
And this stinking twitch in my arm is freaking me out, not to mention all of the rest of them all over my body. Man I hate BFS ....
Oh, yah, and ... whatever rhymes with "kind" ...

any resemblance to an actual limerick is a complete accident
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Postby tewest99 on October 15th, 2007, 1:39 am

I've been twitching since two-thousand-five
I'm so thankful that I'm still alive
Though I still tend to worry
My mind in a flurry
My spirit my God will revive
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