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Postby SuziQ on October 1st, 2007, 8:42 pm

I think we've done this thread once before, but I thought it would be fun to try again.

So, here it goes...

There once was a twitcher named Basso
Who found himself full-up with Gass-oh! :shock:
Well, he blasted and tooted, and soon was reputed
for fluffing from here to El Paso

Anyone else?
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Postby SuziQ on October 1st, 2007, 8:46 pm

There once was a gal named Christina
Who laughed like a crazy hyena
Til a fellow named Mork told her
"stick in a cork,"
which drastically changed her demean-a
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Postby SuziQ on October 1st, 2007, 8:48 pm

There once was a Spirit named "Bill,"
who professed to have once been called "Jill,"
Now it wasn't his privates that had re-assignment,
But rather, Ms. Jill had been killed. :twisted:
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Postby basso on October 1st, 2007, 8:54 pm

If ever there was such a floozy
T'would be the fair twitcher named Suzi
With a Q in her name
She reached heights of great fame
til she tumbled and fell from the boozey :P
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Postby basso on October 1st, 2007, 9:18 pm

This Angie by trade did research
it twas science that built up her church
she collated a gleaned
with such info she preened
Til a twitch knocked her off of her perch. :wink:


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Postby basso on October 1st, 2007, 9:25 pm

There once was pooper called Floater
who regaled with his poopy bum motor
it would gurgle and fart
with a toot toodle start
and he smelled like a lovely rank goatherd.


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Postby SuziQ on October 1st, 2007, 9:56 pm

There once was a good guy named "Gary,"
Who feared he had caught beriberi
Til he went to the doc, who said, "that's a crock,"
now go drink a nice bloody mary
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Postby wjjw on October 1st, 2007, 11:22 pm

There once was a witty RN named Suzi
who twitched with her hubby in their outdoor Jacuzzi
Then a man who lived a former life as Jill
took aim with his camcorder from up on the hill
Visit Youtube—you’ll see it’s a doozy! :shock:
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Postby SuziQ on October 2nd, 2007, 6:20 am

Basso and Bill, ROLFLMAO.



There once was this chap, Jeliota
Who'd just about twitched to his quota
then his toes went berserk
and started to jerk
but he wasn't concerned one iota
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Postby SuziQ on October 2nd, 2007, 6:48 am

I once knew a twitcher named "Andy,"
Who used to drink whiskey like candy
Til his doctor said, "stop,
or I'll blow my top,"
So now Andy drinks rum and brandy... :wink:
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Postby Angie on October 2nd, 2007, 7:03 am

:o How did I get mixed up in this?

Basso is a fellow we all know
And to him our problems do go
He laughs and he cheers
Talks dirty and sneers
But love him anyway? I guess it is so :D
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Postby Angie on October 2nd, 2007, 8:13 am

BFS, a medical condition that is hazy
The research upon it's been lazy
So we twitch and we cramp
Then the fear makes it stamp
But tell no one 'cause they'll just think we are crazy
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Postby SuziQ on October 2nd, 2007, 8:41 am

LOL. That's the spirit, Angie!

A fair lassie once known as "Shelly,"
felt twitches and jerks in her belly
so she went to her gynie,
who at once exclaimed "Blimey,
you're pregnant with triplets, God help ye..." :wink:
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Postby Jens_twitch on October 2nd, 2007, 9:39 am

There once was a gal named Cardu
who thought that twitching was fun too.
Just like all of us she twitched and twitched and
now she can except it too!
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Postby SuziQ on October 2nd, 2007, 10:37 am

A fasciculator named "Stevepaul,"
Was brilliant, and had perfect recall
so he posts on his website
'bout nerve hyper-excite
and keeps us from taking a deep fall
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