by Christina on September 12th, 2007, 7:21 pm
Ok...this joke is slightly crude...but since we are on the subject of sex, and aging.....and since we are always on the subject of neurological disorders, here goes.......
Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night
after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the
Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They
begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have
passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to
Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"
"Sex!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old goat. You couldn't get it up
if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman
could just hold it for a while."
Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers,
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the
garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold
Harold's manhood. Then one night Harold didn't show up at
their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find
Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the
Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool
with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding
Harold's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does
Ethel have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"
Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly.