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Twitching joke - bit rude!

Postby richardf on September 12th, 2007, 5:48 am

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"
to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the
front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're
having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
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Postby basso on September 12th, 2007, 8:13 am

:lol:

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Postby kit on September 12th, 2007, 11:38 am

Very funny :lol:
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Postby Chris swl on September 12th, 2007, 11:48 am

Hi
Good One!

Some one said to me on my birthday,whats it like making love at 47.
I replied if i go two doors down to 42 it's great!

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Postby Christina on September 12th, 2007, 7:21 pm

Ok...this joke is slightly crude...but since we are on the subject of sex, and aging.....and since we are always on the subject of neurological disorders, here goes.......


Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night
after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the
Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They
begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have
passed.

After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to
Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"
"Sex!!" he replies.

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old goat. You couldn't get it up
if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman
could just hold it for a while."

Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers,
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the
garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold
Harold's manhood. Then one night Harold didn't show up at
their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find
Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the
Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool
with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding
Harold's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does
Ethel have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"
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Postby basso on September 12th, 2007, 7:31 pm

Christina, ROTFLMFAO.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Postby Jens_twitch on September 12th, 2007, 9:17 pm

Those are too funny!
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Postby Angie on September 13th, 2007, 7:59 am

Holy cats! What's gotten into you people :o? It's like "BFSers Gone Wild" :lol: I thought I must have accidentally clicked on that website that's always trying to sell me Viagra. Is this a side effect of Klonopin or something? I guess I'll have to try it because I don't know any dirty jokes. I spend most of my time with six year olds though, so I know a few knock knock jokes. All I can say is, my husband found them all very amusing. That figures! :wink:
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Postby wjjw on September 13th, 2007, 8:09 am

Angie wrote:What's gotten into you people ? It's like "BFSers Gone Wild"

You should have seen the BFS chat site. The "clear the room" button was frequently invoked.
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Postby Christina on September 13th, 2007, 11:40 am

I miss that BFS chat site, Bill. We should get another one going...now that fall is upon us...and we spend more time indoors, and on the computer.

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