yeeeaahh *beep*!!!

[Floater]

my wife started working swing shift.... i get to come home from work,,, cook my own dinner and best of all,,,, i get to watch p-o-r-n all night,,,, a laptop and a dark room make for a very romantic evening.....i put layers of toilet paper over the keyboard,, you know... i dont want to F up my wifes computer.... hootiieeee whooooooo!!!!!!

[sharon slack]

Holy crap your a grott!!!!!!.

Sharon

[basso]

It seems a bit unfair, actually. She gets to work the swinger shift, and you are relegated to wa-nking over po_rno.

Basso

[WhichTwitch]

I don't know why, but this makes me think of the scene in "Legally Blonde" where Elle notes that all m-a-s-t-u-r-batory emissions where a sp-erm is clearly not seeking an egg could be termed reckless abandonment.

[wjjw]

I don't know why, but this makes me think of the scene in "Legally Blonde" where Elle notes that all m-a-s-t-u-r-batory emissions [...]

Reminds me of Something about Mary where Ben Stiller answers the door after his "pre-date prep" with … uh, “hair gel” … dripping from his head.

[kit]

Wow

[Chris swl]

Hi

Speachless!

Chris

[Jens_twitch]

Just do something nice for her when she comes home from work , so everything you do while she is at work will be ok then!! Has your wife had the baby yet?
Jen

[Christina]

Now let me get this right, you watch *beep* ALL night?

Christina

[Moeygirl]

Okay... eww.

[6t5frlane]

He watches for about 2 minutes I would guess

[zekebcfs]

You need to get the best scene into a loop or slow down the playback. That way you avoid the keyboard issues and you have no guilt. Just a thought from my video editing knowledge. This is my version of If I had done it like OJ. Floater get your own keyboard and mouse for the laptop!

[sharon slack]

Hmmm

Thats what I love about men they always have a solution!

Sharon