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Postby Floater on September 11th, 2007, 9:48 pm

my wife started working swing shift.... i get to come home from work,,, cook my own dinner and best of all,,,, i get to watch p-o-r-n all night,,,, a laptop and a dark room make for a very romantic evening.....i put layers of toilet paper over the keyboard,, you know... i dont want to F up my wifes computer.... hootiieeee whooooooo!!!!!!
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Postby sharon slack on September 11th, 2007, 9:54 pm

Holy crap your a grott!!!!!!. :wink:

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Postby basso on September 12th, 2007, 8:15 am

It seems a bit unfair, actually. She gets to work the swinger shift, and you are relegated to wa-nking over po_rno.

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Postby WhichTwitch on September 12th, 2007, 8:53 am

I don't know why, but this makes me think of the scene in "Legally Blonde" where Elle notes that all m-a-s-t-u-r-batory emissions where a sp-erm is clearly not seeking an egg could be termed reckless abandonment. :wink:
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Postby wjjw on September 12th, 2007, 9:33 am

WhichTwitch wrote:I don't know why, but this makes me think of the scene in "Legally Blonde" where Elle notes that all m-a-s-t-u-r-batory emissions [...]

Reminds me of Something about Mary where Ben Stiller answers the door after his "pre-date prep" with … uh, “hair gel” … dripping from his head. :lol:
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Postby kit on September 12th, 2007, 11:37 am

Wow :shock:
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Postby Chris swl on September 12th, 2007, 11:46 am

Hi

Speachless!

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Postby Jens_twitch on September 12th, 2007, 6:22 pm

Just do something nice for her when she comes home from work , so everything you do while she is at work will be ok then!! Has your wife had the baby yet?
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Postby Christina on September 12th, 2007, 7:15 pm

Now let me get this right, you watch *beep* ALL night?

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Postby Moeygirl on September 15th, 2007, 3:23 pm

Okay... eww.
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Postby 6t5frlane on September 25th, 2007, 12:25 pm

He watches for about 2 minutes I would guess
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Postby zekebcfs on September 25th, 2007, 12:54 pm

You need to get the best scene into a loop or slow down the playback. That way you avoid the keyboard issues and you have no guilt. Just a thought from my video editing knowledge. This is my version of If I had done it like OJ. Floater get your own keyboard and mouse for the laptop!
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Postby sharon slack on September 25th, 2007, 5:48 pm

Hmmm

Thats what I love about men they always have a solution! :roll: :wink:

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