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Monday joke

Postby Pete on March 13th, 2007, 9:59 am

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and
showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I
want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought
another ring over.

"Here's a stunning ring at only $40, 000," the jeweller said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by
cheque. "I know you need to make sure the cheque is good, so I'll write
it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll
pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

On Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I've just
had?"
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