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Postby Moeygirl on December 1st, 2006, 2:55 pm

I love the word "conundrum". What fun it is to say! "Soliloque" is another good one. Whenever I use the word "perhaps" I feel kinda smart.

Sorry, I'm gettin' a lil' punchy this afternoon!

Okay, I must go look for our trash cans and grill cover. 70 mph winds here in Indy. Brrrrrr......
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Postby basso on December 1st, 2006, 3:15 pm

Trashcanundum is when the trash can blows away and you end up with an identical one, but it is not yours. And then there is grilliloquy. A solo number done while bbqueing. Usually the neighbours catch you during this embarrassing moment; whereupon you must retreat, post-haste, into the house...cheeks a'blazin'.

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Postby Moeygirl on December 1st, 2006, 4:35 pm

Hmmmm.... ya know mine were pretty crappy.... maybe I could "accidently" get the wrong ones. :twisted:
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Postby Christina on December 2nd, 2006, 10:05 am

Basso,

The Washington Post has a contest every year...to supply alternate meanings to common words. I think that you should enter yours, very well done!

Some of the past winners are great, here are a few:

Abdicate
(v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Carcinoma
(n.), a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
Esplanade
(v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly
(adj.), impotent
Flabbergasted
(adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Negligent
(adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Lymph
(v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle
(n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Bustard
(n.), a very rude Metrobus driver.
Coffee
(n.), a person who is coughed upon.
Flatulence
(n.), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash
(n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle
(n.), a humorous question on an exam.
Semantics
(n.), pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before vespers.
Rectitude
(n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Marionettes
(n.), residents of Washington DC who have been jerked around by the mayor.
Oyster
(n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Circumvent
(n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Frisbatarianism
(n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

I am not so sure that frisbatarianism is all that common, but Bill might use it. I myself have used bustard......

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Postby tewest99 on December 2nd, 2006, 3:31 pm

I like the words Persnickety and Slathered
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Postby massagefan16 on December 2nd, 2006, 4:00 pm

Oh- I love this...I have a word (well, it's not a word, but I have for years thought it should be)...

Mounded...

Let me explain...

You've got "I don't mind if you do that"

BUT

"I wouldn't have minded if you did that"...hmmm, doesn't sound right...

BUT what about "Oh, don't worry, I wouldn't have mound that"...

Courtesy of New Shelley's Dictionary
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Postby SuziQ on December 2nd, 2006, 4:00 pm

OMG Christina I am SO busting out laughing at those words.

That is too funny. My favorites are "abdicate," and "circumvent."

Here are my attempts, using Troy's words

Persnickety
(adj) The type of attitude one gets when asked to share one's personal stash of snickers bars

Slathered
(v) the act of getting drunk and standing naked in the sprinkler in the front lawn, all while sudsing up with Dial soap. :P
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Postby massagefan16 on December 2nd, 2006, 4:22 pm

See, we need to play a game of cyber Balderdash...
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Postby Moeygirl on December 2nd, 2006, 4:26 pm

How 'bout:

- "invisabee" (noun) - when suddenly you feel like you've been stung by a bee but you look and nothing is there.

- "comeup" (noun) - a quick burst of a single solitary burp/hiccup. Usually happens when you have made a complete pig out of yourself.

- "nart" (verb or noun) - a fart done while one is naked. It is NOT attractive to nart before sex.


P.S. I love the word "slathered" After a shower I think to myself, "I am going to 'slather' some lotion on now."
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Postby massagefan16 on December 2nd, 2006, 4:32 pm

Anyone who is a parent or has had the unique opportunity of having to wipe the little ones butts...

"Nude Po*op"...this is a po*op that the child does when there is no wiping to be done. It's like a small miracle...

I remember when my 3 year old was in the bathroom doing his duty (or doodies as the case may be) and I asked if he needed some help. He yelled out, matter of fact as anything "nope, it was nude..."
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Postby basso on December 2nd, 2006, 5:03 pm

Persnickety...inappropriate snickering when seeing someone fall out of a rickshaw, or people who are snobbish about how one picks their nose.

Slathered...archaic/Olde English: means literally to herd slats; which was a euphemism for boinking a sl-ut.

Circumvent…when the Rabbi gets carried away circumcising and leaves a hole in the fore-skin.

Abdicate…a Pilate's move that is actually designed to give you a hernia.

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Postby basso on December 3rd, 2006, 9:23 pm

How about...

Orgasm...When you type in a domain address and your computer crashes it is called an orgasm.


For someone who poops in the nude, one might use the word "nurd," a nude turd. It would be fun, because it would be a homonym to nerd. Imagine the raised eyebrows when you state, "yeah, my kid did a nerd the other day." :D

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Postby massagefan16 on December 4th, 2006, 12:42 am

LOL on circumvent....too funny...I almost just spit tea all over my computer...
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