Twitching melodies part II

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Twitching melodies part II

Postby SuziQ on September 10th, 2006, 6:27 pm

We haven't done this since last Christmas, (or as basso would say, 'Twitchmas') but now that we have some new folks on the website, perhaps there are budding songwriters lurking amongst us.

So, I'll go first...

(Sung to the tune of 'Let's Twist Again...')

Come on everybody!
Clap your hands!
All you looking good!

I'm gonna sing my song
It won't take long!
We're gonna do the twitch
and it goes like this:

Come on let's twitch again,
like we did last summer!
Yeaaah, let's twitch again,
like we did last year!

Do you remember when,
limbs were really buzzin',
Yeaaaah, let's twitch again,
twitchin' time is here!


OK-it was short, but you get the idea....

Blessings,
Sue
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Postby Jennhaz on September 10th, 2006, 7:58 pm

I'm too sexy for my twitchesss
Too sexy for my twitchesss
BFS pleaseee won't you leave me

I'm too sexy for my tremors
Too sexy for my tremors
so sexy it hurrrttsss

And I'm too sexy for Mylan
Too sexy for Mylan, NY and Japannnn
Sooo Basso how bout Vegaassssss..hehe

And I'm to sexy for your body
Too sexy for you body
The way I'm discooo twitchen dancinnnn

I'm a model, you know what I meann
Andd I doo my little twitch on the BFS walk
On the BFSWalk, onnn the BFSwalk, yeah
And I do my little twitch on the BFSWalk

I'm too sexy for my jerks
too sexy for my jerks
BFS has noo perksss

And I'm too sexy for A**
Too sexy for M*
Whatcha think about thatttt

And I'm a model, you know what I meann
And I do my little twitch on the BFSwalk
Yeahhh, on the BFSwalk, onnn the BFSwalk, yeah
And I shake my little twitchen tushhh on the BFSwalk

Sue this is for you:
I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor *beep*, poor twitchen pussyyy catttt...hehe

And I'm too sexy for this buzzin
Too sexy for this buzzin
BFS please wont you leave meee

And I'm too sexy for this song...........
Jesus bore my sickness and carried my pain. Therefore I give no place to sickness or pain. For God sent His Word and healed me. (Ps.107:20)

"Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans!!"
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Postby basso on September 10th, 2006, 8:18 pm

From the Big Butt Song...

I like to twitch and I can not lie
those other twitchers can't deny
when a twitch begins
with an itty bitty dance
in your underpants
you get freaked

Wanna check out calves
Cuz you notice those calves were movin'
under your jeans you'se groovin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna hit'cha
And take your picture
My Billy tried to warn me
But that twitch you got
it send me crazy
Ooh, see that smooth skin
I feel my fear subsidin'
then twitch, twitch
pump it up...
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Postby SuziQ on September 10th, 2006, 8:42 pm

omg you guys, you are two funny. Grammy-worthy tunes. Basso I'm afraid I don't know what award you would win in Canada, but I'll happily nominate you....

Here's another...I'm sorry, I'm a little dull tonight...

"Twitch and Shout"

Well shake it up baby (shake it up baby)
Twitch and shout (twitch and shout)
c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon baby now (come on, baby)
we're gonna twitch it all out (twitch it all out)

We're gonna twitch it all out (twitch it all out)
you know you twitch so fine (twitch so fine)
c'mon and twitch a little closer, now (twitch a little closer)
and let me know that you're mine (let me know you're mine)
Whoo!

Well shake it shake it shake it baby (shake it up baby)
Shake it shake it shake it baby (shake it up baby)
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Postby basso on September 11th, 2006, 4:16 pm

Tea for Two

Picture you upon my knee
A twitch or two, or two or thritch
You and me, and me and you alone
Neuros can't see when, they won't move to please 'em
for friends and relations, they take a vacation
They won't have it known dear,
that they twitch around the bone....dear

Day will break and you'll awake
and start shake, without a break
I will take your hand and twitch along with you

We will raise a family,
fasciculating
quietly

Can't you see how happy we would beeeeeeeeee.
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Postby tewest99 on September 11th, 2006, 5:55 pm

I was justified when I was 5
Raisin' cane I spit in your eye
Times are changin now the poor get fat
Now the fever's gonna catch you when the twitch gets back oh, oh, oh

I'm a twitch, I''m a twitch
oh the twitch is back
stone cold sober as a matter of fact

I can twitch, I can twitch 'cause I'm better than you

It's the way that I move, the things that I do , whoa, oh, oh
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Postby SuziQ on September 11th, 2006, 8:55 pm

You guys ROCK...

Twitchcraft

Those tingles on my chin
those movements on my shins
bugs crawling on my skin
it's Twitchcraft

And I've got no defense for it
my fears are too intense of it
I need some commonsense for it, too

'cause it's Twitchcraft
wicked Twitchcraft
and although I know
it's strictly benign

When twitches start despairin me
and when my body's scarin me
my friends here start repairin me, too

It's just a silly glitch,
and one I'd like to pitch,
cause there's no crueler twitch than you...
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