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Postby Wolverine on March 8th, 2007, 11:05 am

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Wolverine to Sue:

"Sue, when I do this, can you see my nystagmus?"
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Postby SuziQ on March 8th, 2007, 11:40 am

Wolverine wrote:
Wolverine to Sue:

"Sue, when I do this, can you see my nystagmus?"


OMG Wolvie, I DO see your nystagmus! LOL. :wink:
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Postby SuziQ on March 8th, 2007, 12:22 pm

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Postby SuziQ on March 8th, 2007, 12:27 pm

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Postby Wolverine on March 8th, 2007, 12:33 pm

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"*beep* airlines! They loose my luggage and the only swimsuits they sell in Brazil are Speedos. Now everyone has to see my tan lines. Talk about ruining a vacation. I think I smell a lawsuit to the airline for emotional damage from public ridicule."
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Postby Wolverine on March 8th, 2007, 12:35 pm

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"I told my wife that the bottom part of her bikini would be to small for me. Now everyone is laughing. But at least my wife doesn't have hers on. I love these nude beaches"
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Postby Wolverine on March 8th, 2007, 12:39 pm

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"That was one crazy party last night. Good thing we were able to break into this back yard and get our bras back. Our boyfriends would be pretty upset if they new we did this. But I guess it was worth the free drinks. But wait, why the hell are we not just climbing the tree to get these. We do have claws you know! We are pretty good climbers. Screw you guys, I'm going up the tree, this is rediculous"
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Postby basso on March 8th, 2007, 1:42 pm

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Unbeknownst to their owner, the cats were enjoying a rambunctious game of "Tug-a-Bra."
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Postby SuziQ on March 8th, 2007, 4:25 pm

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That's right, beach babes. Check ME out. I am one hot, yumm-o, stud-muffin if there ever WAS one.

Ooohh...I've really got their attention now. Look at them smiling and pointing at sexy old MOI. It MUST be this new swimsuit I bought. That'll teach my wife to laugh and poke fun. Brad Pitt? Eat sh-t!
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Postby basso on March 8th, 2007, 6:25 pm

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Ned's swim suit was fitting just fine, until a sudden, and unwanted hard-on, revealed his tan lines.
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Postby massagefan16 on March 9th, 2007, 8:01 am

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"When applying self tanner, always make sure to wear the least amount possible to avoid unsightly marks"
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Postby massagefan16 on March 9th, 2007, 8:04 am

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Filenes Basement's annual Bra-Sale...."It's MINE....I saw the black one FIRST"...."Get lost, you [email protected] you don't even have the boobs to fill this out"...."Oh, you are SOOOO going down!!"
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Postby Moeygirl on March 14th, 2007, 1:31 pm

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(clears throat) "Yes, good afternoon young man, we're doing a survey today about hand cream...)
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Postby Moeygirl on March 14th, 2007, 1:34 pm

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Maybe if I clench my butt cheeks like this it'll all fit in my suit.
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Postby Moeygirl on March 14th, 2007, 1:40 pm

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The scary puppets Melissa starts to "see" after watching too many cartoons with her kids... "Honey... The Bad Ones are back!"
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