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PostPosted: December 23rd, 2005, 9:04 am
by Christina
Suzi,

That was really great! I loved it ! And the kibbitzing going on here is ...well, it's great too.

Enjoy the next few days to the fullest. And I wish that we all can take time to give thanks for all the blessings. I know that I will add you all to my "thanks" list, as I am so blessed that I found you.

Stay Happy!

Christina

PostPosted: December 23rd, 2005, 3:29 pm
by SuziQ
Dianna,
I've been to Florida a kazillion times in the past year. I'm really starting to tire of it. (No offense to any Floridians.)

I used to live in Michigan when I was 11.

Now I'm in Jersey. So, you and Basso can join up together and make a road trip to Manhattan-wouldn't that be a hoot?


Christina-I appreciate your holiday sentiments. I'm thankful that I don't have to work for 4 days. YAY!

Blessings everyone....

PostPosted: December 23rd, 2005, 5:20 pm
by basso
As much as I would adore a road trip with either one of you, quite obviously beautiful ladies, I am sure that your husbands and my wife might be leery of such a proposal; they are so old fashioned, I know. :roll: In fact, I live closer to NJ than to Ohio. I live on the east coast of Canada, where I can sing my whale songs, and where it against the law not to have your still. "hic-cup!"

Dianna, I didn't realize you were so ancient. Thirty-four, my god, whatever will you do? Are you still smoking? I am still eating but I am definitely going to give up the junk food after Xmas. I know that I am still a stud, if only the marshmallow coating would go away. Maybe I could eat myself? :shock:

Mml seems to know what kind of underwear I have on at Xmas time. Have you guys been telling? I am hoping that my kids will buy me some new sexy thongs; they certainly seem to like them. Aargghh!! If even one of those pimply faced morons even so much as ogles one of my sweet innocent girls, I'll tear him limb from limb. Hopefully, I will be so indignant and deranged that I will be unable to notice my exercise intolerance. Later my wife will draw me a bath of epsom-salts, mixed with lavender; all the while quiet soothing music playing, calming the beast inside. After the bath I will be just charged enough full of testosterone that I will give the wifey, what she has obviously been waiting for all day; passionate love from the Basso-meister. Then I will drift into one of my more gorgeous sleeps and dream of how I used to chase rabbits in past life.

Cheers, and I mean it,
Basso

PostPosted: December 23rd, 2005, 9:08 pm
by SuziQ
basso wrote:Mml seems to know what kind of underwear I have on at Xmas time. Have you guys been telling?

No. I think it just obvious from your board personality what sort of undergarments you fancy. :lol:
After all....
basso wrote:Later my wife will draw me a bath of epsom-salts, mixed with lavender; all the while quiet soothing music playing, calming the beast inside.

If this doesn't sound like the fantasy of a g-ay appareled satin fur-trimmed boxer short donning fasciculator such as yourself, I don't know what does!
basso wrote:After the bath I will be just charged enough full of testosterone that I will give the wifey, what she has obviously been waiting for all day; passionate love from the Basso-meister.

Hmmm...I think I may be getting in the mood for one of those lavender epsom salt baths . Do you suppose it will help my testosterone levels? I've been feeling a little tense today.....must get my husband to draw one for moi.

PostPosted: December 24th, 2005, 8:44 pm
by Dianna
I would love to meet up in Manhattan when we all decide just let me know.
Basso, we can bring our old fashion other halfs with us I am sure they
can find something to talk about like us :shock: they will probably have
a great time to cracken on us. I have cut way down on my smoking I am
trying real hard I only smoke after I eat and when I get nerved up.
You are excused for eating sweets until after the holidays but remember
the deal no smokes no sweats ok so lets start on New Years good luck to
you and me :D

MERRY CHRISTMAS :D

From old lady twitcher Dianna

P.S Do you remember how we used to laugh at old people when we were
younger? What was so funny? anyone know?

PostPosted: December 30th, 2005, 9:14 pm
by vivian
Highway To Health (sung to the AC/DC tune) by Me

Eatin' healthy, Vitamin C
Seasoned briscuit and it's made out of rye
Raisin muffin, poppy seed
Taking everything to get me by
Don't need no seasonin', don't use no thyme
Eat my roughage and I learned how to chew
Lightly browned, touch of lime

All my friends are gonna eat my stew!
I'm on the Highway to Health
I'm on the Highway to Health
I'm on the Highway to Health
Don't stop now!

PostPosted: November 29th, 2006, 5:15 pm
by SuziQ
Bumping this old thread, which, with the exception of the rather out-of-place NON-holiday song that appeared at the end, is worthy of recycling for the holidays.

Now...does anyone else have any "Twitchmas Tunes" to add to this rather skanty and pathetic offering? :oops: It is the end of November, after all.

Blessings,
Sue

PostPosted: November 29th, 2006, 5:37 pm
by Cardu
That was soooooooooo funny! I am printing a copy for myself. Loved it!

PostPosted: November 30th, 2006, 8:32 am
by Christina
Suzie,

I am so glad that you brought this new thread back to life....

Looking forward to some new songs....

Merry Twitchmas to all...


Christina

PostPosted: November 30th, 2006, 10:25 pm
by SuziQ
Sung to the tune of "Up On the Housetop."

Up on my mouse pad my fingers pause
all these symptoms have a cause!
down through my body, the neurons fire
'bout BFS has soothed my ire

Ho Ho Ho? Who would've known?
Ho Ho Ho? Who would've known?
up on my eyelids, twitch, twitch, twitch
down goes some alcohol, life's a b-itch :wink:

First came the twitching of both my feet
Oh, dear God, was that a treat!
Next came my calfs and then my thighs
then my tongue, what a surprise

Ho Ho Ho? Who would've known?
Ho Ho Ho? Who would've known?
up on my bicep, twitch, twitch, twitch
down goes some Klonopin, life's a b-itch

Come see the video of Mark S
then Fragglerick's 'cuz his is best :wink:
Trijeff and Basso, Shelley, too
Life is short, let's have a brew

Ho Ho Ho? Who would've known?
Ho Ho Ho? Who would've known?
up on my backside, twitch, twitch, twitch :shock:
down goes a xanax, life's a b-itch.

Merry Twitchmas!

Re: Be-twitching ballads

PostPosted: December 27th, 2010, 5:09 pm
by SuziQ
Hello, peeps.
I was reminiscing this holiday season, and I remembered this delightful thread.

I thought I'd bump it for the newbies, and send my love, and holiday blessings to all.

Yes, I'm still twitching, and I'm still ok.

Blessings,
Sue

Re: Be-twitching ballads

PostPosted: December 29th, 2010, 12:16 pm
by raindog
SuziQ wrote:Hello, peeps.
I was reminiscing this holiday season, and I remembered this delightful thread.

I thought I'd bump it for the newbies, and send my love, and holiday blessings to all.

Yes, I'm still twitching, and I'm still ok.

Blessings,
Sue



Same here Suzi, nice for you to drop in, hope you managed to have a good Christmas :mrgreen: