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A joke i read in Yahoo

Postby Alex_als on November 8th, 2005, 11:24 am

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics.

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States.
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Postby Christina on November 8th, 2005, 1:11 pm

funny!
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Postby smnbfstoo on November 8th, 2005, 5:36 pm

Love it :lol: :lol:
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