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A Joke from sunny Wales to make you smile

PostPosted: July 17th, 2009, 7:13 pm
by davo
Two Scots guys came down from scotland to the Kent countryside looking for farming work, shearing, crop picking etc. They travel around all the farms knocking on doors asking for work but to no avail, then after one week and tens of farms later they deceide to return home, just one more try, then we'll go home.

They knock on the last farm door and a short fat farmer answers, we're looking for any work says one of the scots. The farmer replied that he had plenty of crop picking work BUT as he disliked scots people BUT was a fair man they would have to say a better poem than him to get the work, to make matters worse the poem would have to end in TIMBUKTU he replied

Here'rs my poem said the farmer, " As I walked along the quay I saw a ship in the sea, the sail was white, the sea was blue I guess it was going to TIMBUKTU."
We'll never beat that said one of the scots, we might said the other very witty one, here goes, " As we walked these fields in Kents we spied three girls in a tent, as they were three and we were two I bucked one and Tim bucked two" THEY DID GET THE JOB. :lol:

Dav

Re: A Joke from sunny Wales to make you smile

PostPosted: July 17th, 2009, 7:51 pm
by twin2
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: