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Getting Old!!!

PostPosted: September 10th, 2008, 1:47 am
by angusglover
An 85 year old man is having a physical examination. The GP gives him a specimen bottle and says: 'Take this and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the old man reappears at the doctor's and hands him a bottle - empty.

The man explains: 'First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand and still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife to help. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out. But no luck.

'So we asked the lady next door. She tried between her knees. But still no joy.'

The doctor is shocked. 'You asked your neighbour to help you get a semen specimen?'

'No,' the old man replies. 'To get the lid off the bottle!'