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What kids say...

PostPosted: May 31st, 2008, 3:35 pm
by angusglover
What kids say
About the sea…..

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all
round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)

3) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson.
She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

4) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean
Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the
wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William
age 7)

5) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How
do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

6) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister
has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

7) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they
have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

8) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy
small. (Kevin age 6)

9) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny (Julie age 7).