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Joke for Thanksgiving

Postby 6t5frlane on November 21st, 2007, 3:10 pm

So this guy buys a Parrot. After one day he realizes that it only curses. It gets worse and starts to be really profane. The thing embarresses him every time someone is at his house. One day he can take no more after the parrot starts yelling at him. Frustrated he grabs it and throws it in the freezer. After about 10 minutes he feels guilty and opens the freezer door. The Parrot shivering comes out and says " I'm sorry for being so rude and profane" I know I've been bad and will respect you in the future" The man is stunned that the Parrot has changed. Then the Parrot says ' Can I ask you one more question nicely " Sure the man says. Just what did the Turkey do to you ' ?
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Postby Angie on November 23rd, 2007, 6:44 pm

Good one!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks!
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"muscle aching, cramps, stiffness, exercise intolerance, and peripheral nerve hyper excitability"
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Postby Cardu on November 23rd, 2007, 8:07 pm

:)
Loved it!
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Postby Chris swl on November 28th, 2007, 6:00 am

Hi

I asked the wife,
“how long can you keep a Turkey in the freezer?”
“Oh I think up to six months” she replied.

“Well how come I put one in the freezer yesterday and it’s dead today?” I said.

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Postby Angie on November 28th, 2007, 4:10 pm

That's a good one, too, Chris, but now I have this funny mental image of you shoving a live Turkey in your frezzer. :lol:
Cramp-fasciculation syndrome: a treatable hyperexcitable peripheral nerve disorder.
Neurology. 1991 Jul;41(7):1021-4 Tahmoush AJ, et al.
"muscle aching, cramps, stiffness, exercise intolerance, and peripheral nerve hyper excitability"
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